Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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