i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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