my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
