these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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