Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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