Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Sober January is a disaster.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
you never un-have a 4some
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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