just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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