he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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