he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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