I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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