So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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