I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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