hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There r osticjed everywhere
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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