Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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