Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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