youre lurking in front of me
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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