i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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