Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
We smell like vodka and hangover
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