haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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