When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
no you cant smoke seaweed
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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