just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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