their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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