What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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