week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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