that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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