Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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