I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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