You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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