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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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