no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
two words: eviction party
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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