You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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