"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
BRING THE BAGELS
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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