And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I forgot how hot balto sounded
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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