Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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