windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She bit a glass in half.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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