There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Vodka?
Forever.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
