Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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