She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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