dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my shit smells like andre
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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