i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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