she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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