Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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