your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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