I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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