Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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