Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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