You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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