everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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