Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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