it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
