69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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