I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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