if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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