my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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