oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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