Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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