Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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