whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just want to make out with him forever
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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