yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just google imaged poop.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Randomize