You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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