omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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